Thursday, February 25, 2010

Dear United Healthcare Insurance

I'm sorry. I'm so so sorry I graduated and you felt you had to leave me. But I never wanted to part ways with you. I need you in (and for) my life. I've been so sick, actually ill, all week. And while I would usually turn into your united-caring arms, I find myself alone. The pain has been unbearable. I want you back. I need you back.

When we first got together I had no baggage, no pre-existing conditions. But now I'm older and life has matured me and I need you more than ever.

But is the cost too high? What premium am I willing to pay for your undivided-extended coverage?

The truth is I'll pay anything. Just don't deny me. Can you resist this face?


Lots of love,

Coping with Cobra after College

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