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The Miraculous Life And Adventures Of Lion The Dog Next Door

So I haven't blogged in a while.  Don't worry.  I'm alive.  I've been busy.  And I wont try to recap on what happened in one post...because it doesn't work. I've tried.  But future posts will include inappropriate texting, Sleeping on club bed-couches in hurricane like rains, two-day birthday parties and my first bachelorette party.    Anyway, I'll start with this morning. I had my day planned out.  I woke up naturally at around 730  and by 735 the phone starts ringing off the hook.  My thought:  How does she KNOW.   And I get in the shower only to get out again and answer my mom's question of 'whether Dad' has found his keys.  He has. Back to the shower. Five minutes later. Phone Ring. Phone Ring. Phone Ring. RIIIIINNNNGGG....DOOR. BELL. RIIINNNG.  Apparently the handy men are here. 30 mins later. One of the men are out in front on the phone with my mom....who is whispering instructions on her cell phone from her work desk.   I