I know its cliche but I'd have to say my biggest fear is dying an old lady alone with cats (I hate cats). One that curses at children playing, whose hostile womb has long since sputtered its swan song to its abandoned ovaries.
A close second is camel toe. I have an irrational fear of camel toe. Actually, it's not entirely irrational. I wear spandex more than most and I don't particularly like underwear. But I'm also afraid that I don't actually know what qualifies as 'camel toe'. I can get into the graphic details involving more than one crotchal crease and vaginal fold BUT I wont. Instead I just Urban Dictionaried that mess. This is what I got:
Proof that it can happen to anyone
Anyway I don't want to end this post all negative Nancy. So instead of living in fear I want to spread the word...(HALLELUJAH AMEN). You know what you can do to prevent camel toe (wear underwear, loose clothing) but do you know what you can do to remedy the problem? Courtesy of MF and eHOW here are some ways to remedy a camel toe problem should you find yourself...in a bunch. Ways to Remove Camel Toe
IN CONCLUSION: Please enjoy this musical tribute