"Sometimes I think that guys just don't see things, like cellulite. Like those guys who are into voluptuous women er whatever. I just think. They must not see it"
Straight girl to straight girl, "I'm really into your ass. It's so perky. It's enormous. I just want to grab it. I don't even want to call it an ass. It's like a flank, a haunch"
"It helps if you play with my balls"
"Sometimes I have a problem with dingle-berries, they suck"
"My vagina itches"
"Yeah, it's really small. Like I didn't even realize until I saw more of them. The second time I was like oh wow this guys pretty well-endowed. But after a few more I was like...there's no way that I was just lucky that many times."
"I have to go to the bathroom. Can you put some headphones on or something?"
"I mean I like expect to have at least 2 orgasms"
"Her fake nail came off in his butt. Apparently, its not that abnormal for guys to like a finger or two in there."
"So everyone's really high on coke and shit and we get stopped by the cops. The two of them get arrested and they have like a good amount of drugs on them. So one of them somehow slips his cuffs and shoves the drugs up his ass...the other kid totally went down for possession."