My left eyes is tearing.
The surgery wasn't actually that bad. EXCEPT my day is gone and I have to miss spinning AND pilates all because of this stupid laser eye surgery I just had.
It's wasn't even the cool modern marvel kind that gives your near-sighted genetics the finger and makes glasses unnecessary. It was the serious kind that you need so that you don't see spots or go blind.
I just spent 3 hours at an opthamologists' because i have retinal tears. And now my day is gone and the back of my eyeball itches. After hours of waiting I almost didn't do it because my Harvard educated rather attractive (in an old man way) eye Dr. gave me the option of not doing it today after the 3rd time I asked if it would hurt.
We came to an optomotrist middle-ground of 'just the tip' and I only did the left one. I'm beginning to think this is a health history pattern for me. Kind of like the time I decided I would only get two wisdom teeth out. Why would I want to do that twice?
Anyway, next tuesday I'll be getting the other one done. And I'm kind of ballin' for someone livin' on the edge of health insurance and somehow have talked Dr.s' into discounts recently. But we'll see how it goes cause honestly I can't go back to $12 neon frames no matter how hipster I become.