This post is annoying for a number of reasons. It's a. random b. been edited to add txt c. it's my dog and posting a picture of her is basically an electronic "Aw that's my doggie. Whose my God Girl? Who loves you? Who loves you ?" Or "andijustwanttosquishherlittlefacebetweenmyhandsicouldjusteatyourcutelittlenose" none of you will ever see me do this in real life. But I mean...look at that face... Reasons why she's the shit. a. She has ADHD b. She crosses her paws like a lady...one who occasionally smells my crotch and pees on my shoes c. She has aliases (The Chancellor is mine, Thena dreamed up the rap name. d. When I come home drunk at night she lets me big spoon her on her doggie bed...I'm not sure if thats the reason for or the result of my bizarre/complicate/turbulent/boring/icantbelievehedidnttextmebck love life. Summation she's weird, I'm weird. We're kind of two biatches in a pod.
On Stuff, Things, and Watcha-Ma-Call-Its.