January 1 2009: Coke heads at a club in soho steal my blackberry. March 2009: I break a glass of water i put on my bedstand because im drunk after a night at Bob & Barbara's Thursday drag show. My Blackberry sits in a small pool of water.. all night. July 2010: Phone? Phone on white screen. Phone off....push power. black screen. push power. vibrate, sputter, die. black screen....WTF. So I have no phone. Well I mean I have one. But it doesn't work. And I'm on day two. So the Crackberry withdrawal is lessening and I think I can handle other electronic media without tearing up. But I want to say for the record that before my phone sung its swan song...I was BLOWIN' UP. I was deep into my BB addiction and getting major male texting attention. Alas, the universe works in mysterious ways. And I think that after the 23rd time I explained things to myself with the phrase, "cause I'm a G" the ...
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