So, my birthday is next week (on the 23rd). And I've been known to do some strange things on that day: 20th. Beat a Spongebob Pinata in Washington Square Park. 16th. Walk the questionably safe Costa Rican beaches with AB and a drunk frat reject who kept dropping the N-bomb to the house of a complete stranger just because her name was Claudia too. 21st a. Find and a mannequin on the street outside of bar in Tribeca. 21st b. Play with the said mannequin. 21st c. Put money in a GoGo dancers g-string or corset. Does it make it less weird if I say that I knew her? What about the fact that I had never actually seen a Pastie before? I've also been know to do absolutely nothing. I guess it depends on the year. As you can see 21 was a good year. But I didn't get shit-faced because I've had a fake ID and heels (the typical requirement for clubs in ny) since I was 15. This year I think I'll have a p...
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