Are We There Yet?

I'm sorry. I'm so so sorry I graduated and you felt you had to leave me. But I never wanted to part ways with you. I need you in (and for) my life. I've been so sick, actually ill, all week. And while I would usually turn into your united-caring arms, I find myself alone. The pain has been unbearable. I want you back. I need you back. When we first got together I had no baggage, no pre-existing conditions. But now I'm older and life has matured me and I need you more than ever. But is the cost too high? What premium am I willing to pay for your undivided-extended coverage? The truth is I'll pay anything. Just don't deny me. Can you resist this face? Lots of love, Coping with Cobra after College

So I had a doctor's appointment yesterday. Walking to the train I started feel a bit woozy. One of those whoa I might faint, there's something pressing on the back of my neck, i need to sit down spells. But like the trooper that I am I got on the train made it halfway to my doctors office before I vomited in my own hand and subsequently in a public trash can. During lunch hour. Next to city hall. And then again in one of those outdoor seating areas made popular by Mayor Bloomberg. In that post throw up euphoria where you think everything is okay and you couldn't possibly throw up again (until you do) I had time to think. My thoughts: I've just vomited in my hand. There are a million people around me. Thank God I made it off the train. Is there no one in this city who is going to ask me if I'm alright? God what is wrong with you people? Have you no heart? Wait, I'd totally walk by too. I am NOT tryin to get swine flu Its a strange relationship new yor...