Dear Athena, You are like a sister to me. And when I say sister, I don't mean, like, an actual sister, but I m ean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think. Despite lofty aspirations and the noblest of intentions it appears I won't write you daily emails like I promised I would. And I'm sorry. I'm working on it. I did google the cost of Chinese Rosetta Stone if that makes a difference. But you know what being perfect is like...(see below--figure 1 and 2). I just can't do it if it's not amazing... I've attached a photographic essay I found. You should really be more careful with your image on the internet. I know its a poor replacement for communication buy if it helps I've thought of 10 or so midly ignorant racial comments while writing this. I omitted them cause I'm growing and I love you and I think the Chinese government has been reading our emails. ...
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